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Pedro from
Seneca College, Seneca@York wrote at
September 12, 2007
Send Link: http://studentsmetro.com/fun/articles/558/Getting_a_Tattoo
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Getting a Tattoo
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Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies,
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned.
"What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?"
she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant
get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in Room 233 at Fawcett Hospital in Port Charlotte
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