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Pedro from
Seneca College, Seneca@York wrote at
October 25, 2007
Send Link: http://studentsmetro.com/fun/articles/606/Halloween_Party
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Halloween Party
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A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party
As her husband didn`t know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice `chick` he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little pro position in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate
love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. `Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you`re not there.` Then she asked, `Did you dance much?`
He replied, I`ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!` she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, `Actually, I gave my costume to your
brother. Apparently he had the time of his life! |
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